Yar. I'm still alive.
Happy Christmas everyone.
FIZZLE MAH DIZZLE, LOVE YOU FUCKIN' STEPHEN FRY.
Tony Slattery is mine. Fact. He protects. Fact. Use him on your kitchen to get rid of 99.9% of bacteria.
HE GETS RID OF GERMS. USE HIM D<
I doesn't feel like Christmas, and truth be told, I'm not AT.ALL. excited. I might get a tablet, yay. I might get Peter's Friends, yay. I might get another games console, yay. I might get Tony's dirty underwear [i always get promised, but I never get them.], yay. I think the only way I could be cheered up is if Tony, Paul [MerTON] and Greg [PROOPINGTONS] all came 'round my house and said "Will you marry me"